the long-suffering (it seemed to me, from the shenanigans the contestants and the category listings put him through) host of Jeopardy!
Has anybody ever explained why they insist that answers be put in the form of questions? It's irritatingly artificial.
I am going to commit an open copyright violation here, because this is too good to leave out. The great Christine Lavin wrote words to the Jeopardy theme song:
Back in high school you were a square
Carried books and slide rules everywhere
You got straight A's year after year
They called you geek, they called you queer
For every one who laughed in your face
Now's your chance to put them in their place
Because you're on a TV show
Where your big brain